“Woooo! Its half term!” I cried, as I crawled towards the end of Friday afternoon and closer to wine ‘o’ clock. We’ve made it half way through our second term, one more bit to go and I can just be ‘mum’ for 6 weeks of summer holidays. For those of you who don’t … Continue reading There’s no place like home school
Tag: parenting
The day I shat all over myself
‘I’m in a bit of bother’ I mumbled.
Mummy, Get off your phone!
Words that hit me with a thwack, like a cucumber to the bosom. And caused me more pain than a friction burn from the drop slide.
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to
Party, Party, Party! That’s what our lives have become since having children. One glitter filled, sugar fuelled social event after another. And oh how we love to be plunged into a room of strangers and their hyperactive, sweaty, crying offspring. I particularly enjoy buying presents for a child/ren whom I have never met and so … Continue reading It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to
All That Faff
Do you remember 'popping into town' with your friends for a bit of shopping and lunch... and a bit more shopping? Do you remember how much fun that was? Trying things on, finding shoes that match your outfit. And more shoes that match the other outfits you've just bought? Time to browse. Time to think. … Continue reading All That Faff
What to do with two under two
Well here I am – I’ve made it! This week marks my youngest baby’s 2nd birthday. To be honest I’m sure he’s only one, but the calendar and his sudden liking for tantrums, screaming, hair pulling and shouting “MINE” when he steals his siblings’ belongings tell me otherwise. When I discovered I was pregnant with … Continue reading What to do with two under two
The Blogiversary Vlog: Why having a 1 year old blog is like having a 1 year old child..
Did we mention that our blog has reached the grand old age of ONE?
Two small posts, One giant leap..
This time last year we posted our first ever blog posts. One each. Since then we have posted a whopping 53 more times between us! It seems that the joys and jollops of parenting and motherhood offer an endless stream of creative inspiration. Who knew? Here's a small selection of our favourites: “My socks are wonky!!!!” … Continue reading Two small posts, One giant leap..
Sporty Mummy
Sporty Mummy looks her sportiest on the school run..
Sleep Deprived Mummy
Sleep deprived mummy hasn’t slept for 3 years. Sleep deprived mummy’s baby wakes her up twice in the night for milk feeds. Sleep deprived mummy’s toddler wakes her up 18 times a night, because she likes to exercise control. On the very rare occasion that the baby and the toddler do not wake mummy up, … Continue reading Sleep Deprived Mummy